J just showed me the funniest post on Facebook last night. It’s the “Ferdinand Maliit Ang ….” post that has started to to go viral. I don’t know when this was posted or by whom (presumably by some guy named Ferdinand), but it’s funny as hell.
Remember that hell hath no fury like an ex-girlfriend you fought with over kikiam… so guys, to avoid his fate, let her have the kikiam.
#girlfriendrevenge
A Girlfriend’s Revenge
Apparently Ferdinand and his girlfriend got into a fight over kikiam (a popular local snack, sort of like a fish meatball), and the now ex-girlfriend logged into Ferdinand’s Facebook page and changed his last name into “Maliit ang Tite”, which means “small dick” in Tagalog. When Ferdinand found out about it, he couldn’t do anything but write a post…. Apparently, when you change your Facebook name, you can’t change it back right away. You have to wait for 60 days before you can change your name again. I didn’t even know that! Thanks for letting us know, Ferdinand, whoever you are, poor thing.
I’ll translate as best I can into English:
“Crazy ex-girlfriend, you bitch! I trusted you with my FB password. We fought just because I didn’t give you any kikiam and you broke up with me and changed my last name here on FB. I have to wait 60 days before I can change it back, you *#@%! I hope you die seeing as you only have 2 panties, and one of them doesn’t even have its garter anymore.”
It’s really funnier in Tagalog…
If you ever find yourself in this situation, here's what you can do to get your name changed back on Facebook, you're welcome!
